6/25/2016

Clean Between the Ears

Email Sent in by Anne:

Hi abn1611,

You look very clean in your photos and your profile is also cleanly written. I know that clean isn't the first adjective that women want to hear but I thought that you would. I admire cleanliness in a woman. They say that the first thing God did was to clean. He cleaned out the gerden of eden. He cleaned out the earth with water with Noah. He cleaned out the worshippers of the golden calf with Moses. God cleans things out! And so maybe you think you are God. You are NOT. You will NEVER BE. You'd better start getting used to the idea okay? OKAY????

Leon
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  1. Ben Lapointe6/25/2016 3:22 AM

    Sniffing too much bleach destroys brain cells

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  2. Unknown6/25/2016 7:43 AM

    It was so normal and then so completely bizarre... I would have replied.

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    1. Unknown6/25/2016 4:49 PM

      You think that started out as normal? I think you should avoid Internet dating.

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    2. Ben Lapointe6/25/2016 6:20 PM

      Well... it starts with "hi". Very normal up to there.

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    3. Unknown6/26/2016 6:47 PM

      By "normal" I meant not rude, inarticulate, or crass. I hardly find a strange choice of adjective too abnormal to give a response.

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    4. Unknown6/27/2016 8:08 AM

      True, not rude. Personally, though, I would be made wary by someone starting the conversation by telling me I look clean. While I could be wrong, instinct would tell me that he's leading to psychoreligion or putting the lotion in a basket or something.

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  3. The Architect6/27/2016 12:50 PM

    I bet he gives all his first dates a gift. A nice douche set. Mmmmmmm......clean.

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    1. Unknown6/27/2016 4:09 PM

      Fun fact: that can actually cause the infection women use it to avoid. ~The More You Know~

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  4. Unknown7/05/2016 1:23 AM

    اعمال شركة تنظيف بالرياض متميزة داخل المنطقة التي تعمل بها لانها تعمل علي تقديم كل ما هو جديد في عالم النظافة لتقديم خدمة متميزة للعميل فتعامل مع شركة تنظيف فلل بالرياض ستلاقي فريق من العمال لدك مختصين في اعمال نظافة الفلل وهذا يحدث ايضا مع شركة تنظيف خزانات بالرياض
    والتي تعمل علي نظافة الخزانات وتعقيها للقضاء علي الاوساخ والبكتريا الصغيرة التي توجد بها معكم ايضا شركة تنظيف مسابح بالرياض التي تعمل علي الصيانة والتنظيف بواسطة اثنين من الفنين المختصين في مجال المسابح واليك خدمة اساسية تلبي لك العيش في بيئة خالية من الحشرات الصغيرة من خلال قسم شركة مكافحة حشرات بالرياض الذي يعمل علي القضاء علي جميع الحشرات المنزلية كما يوجد قسم اخر في مجال مكافحة الحشرات وهو شركة رش مبيدات بالرياض التي تقدم خدمة الوقاية والقضاء علي هذه الافات بواسطة مبيدات طبيعية

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