E-mail Submitted by Paul:
k got your message. so what you need to know: I'm a nudist. Don't go getting excited. The chances that we'll meet are impossibly low. I don't mention this on my profile or else I'd be deluged with messages, but yes I like to be nude around the house and on the beach.
No, I won't be your third, fourth, fifth, whatever. No, I won't be nude with you in public. No, I won't let you spin me around and around on your dick like I'm some kind of flesh propeller.
I urinate where I feel like around the house and clean up later! I work from home and so one could say that I go to work nude. I'm very clean and you can eat off any part of me. No, you can't. I haven't had sex in five years and it might be another five. Can you go five years? Until you do don't bother messaging me again - so you know what it's like.
Angie
"I urinate where I feel like around the house and clean up later! "
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Holy cheese... she pees wherever she feels like it in her own home but then claims she's very clean?! No desire for a sexual relationship, yet is seeking folks to date?
ReplyDeleteThis woman is a big naked ball of contradiction and mental damage.
It sounds like her pet cat put up her own dating profile as a joke
ReplyDeleteYou know, I think Howie's on to something here...
ReplyDeleteLove the title Jared :)
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ReplyDeleteAww man! And here I thought this one was going to be some sort of penis flapping joke.
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