2/08/2011

I Guess I'm Way Beyond the Pale

E-mail Submitted by Marcel:

i'm no pole dancer looking for a pole i just want to find a decent man on this site.  u seem like u don't have any bagage but u need 2 tell me strait if u got any.  nothing personal i just don't want a man blaning me for things done by another woman long times ago.

WHAT IS IT WITH MEN THEY ARE ALL SUCH DOOSHES AND YET WE STILL ARE ATRACTED TO THEM????

i know its not u i'm angry at but it just gets frustraing after a hile i'm 40 nosmoking, no kids, just looking for a man to show me love why is that so hard to find????  what u do for a living please say u work men who don't work just sit and laz all day and expect me to shower, cook, clean and fuck and i'm sorry but i just can't do that anymore.  please understand its not u i'm angry at but u probably have frustrations 2.

love and sparkles always,
Kelly


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Marcel says: "I'm 20."
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10 comments:

  1. Lulu2/08/2011 9:25 AM

    Well, I'm glad she has no baggage! It would be really wrong of her to demand he has none if she had any. Phew!

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  2. theMediator2/08/2011 9:34 AM

    Oh Twimoms...

    Sparkles!

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  3. Megan2/08/2011 10:37 AM

    I agree, men ARE dooshes, expecting us to shower on a regular basis. Annoying.

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  4. Anonymous2/08/2011 12:13 PM

    "Sparkles"???

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  5. Cheri D.2/08/2011 2:23 PM

    Come-on Baku! You know she sounded like a sparkly person... That was a sparkly email right?

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  6. Claire (and Nikki)2/08/2011 3:29 PM

    She's a Twilight fan, hence the "sparkles" and the horrific grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

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  7. Anonymous2/08/2011 5:03 PM

    If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times.... If you're going to use the BIG words you better know how to spell them correctly. DOOSHES?? Really?

    I admit, though, I'm not "atracted" to "dooshes" either.

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  8. Anonymous2/08/2011 6:10 PM

    I could tell she was a Twilight fan, but to use it in the closing?

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  9. Ashley2/09/2011 1:34 AM

    Does no one spell check their emails on these websites?

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  10. Error2/11/2011 1:01 PM

    Jesus, I can't stop laughing about this. I'm a little disgruntled at our men folk, but this is so over the top and with that fantastic sign off. Too damn funny.

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