12/04/2010

Your Little Sister Guess Your Account Password Again?

E-mail Submitted by Antoni:

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Hi I'm Melissa and A ROO R.

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Didja know that you inhale a liter of FARTS every DAY?????

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I saw your profile and had to say hi!

I'm a lawyer at a small firm that does a lot of environmental advocacy work.  I went to college in Georgia, but I missed home, so now I'm back in Maryland, hopefully to stay.

I'd think that doing "nonprofit work for a theatre troupe" must keep you busy!  Tell me more about your work at that.

Melissa

5 comments:

  1. Almost seems too weird to be believable...

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  2. Haha, is this seriously for real?!

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  3. I buy it. People do strange things to stand out from the crowd. Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Octomom...

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  4. Love how she put his occupation in quotes. Yes Melissa, Antoni job description is his way of saying "I'm unemployed".

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  5. I actually have friends who do work for non-profit theatre troupes. I'm fairly certain that she had his occupation backwards.

    I'm with Jared on this one: no way some lawyer messages someone a message like this...unless she was cranked up on meth.

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