Submitted by Charles:
I met William at the corner pub where he worked. He was one of those rugged, blue-collar types. I was fresh out of a relationship and not looking to get back into one anytime soon. However, I found him so attractive that I said yes when he asked me out.
We went to a small Italian place. We downed a few pitchers of beer and a lot of unhealthy food, along with great conversation and laughs.
During our dinner we both got a little buzzed and I got up the guts to tell him that I basically just wanted to have sex with him and that I wasn’t looking for anything deep, just a casual thing. He got that look on his face when a guy finds out that he’s about to get laid. You know, the widened eyes and that slight smirk.
We paid the bill and went back to his first-floor place which was right down the road. Everything was great for about an hour. We both consumed more alcohol at his place and I was getting very lit up and hoped to stay the night there. The conversation and laughs continued along with a heavy make out session.
I then heard this tapping on the window, looked over and saw this strange guy staring in at us with a deranged look on his face. He yelled, “Tell him you have AIDS! Tell him you have AIDS!”
William stood up and said, “Oh shit! My ex!”
I looked out the window and the guy went and stood in the street and yelled over and over again, “William, tell him how you have AIDS! You're still my boyfriend!” This was around 11pm in a nice, middle-class neighborhood.
William freaked out and told me that I needed to leave or his ex would damage my car. I told him to call the cops, but he nudged me toward the door.
I said, “I can’t drive like this!”
He said, “Well, you can’t stay here. It’s not safe.”
I left, took my time to make it outside, and ultimately saw no sign of the psycho ex. My car was fine and I drove the 20 minutes home. How I didn’t get a DUI is beyond me.
William called me the next day and explained that they were together for 9 years and that the ex was having a hard time letting go. He said that he’d understand if I never wanted to get together with him again.
I just said take care and hung up. I don’t go near that pub anymore.
Am I wrong, or is this the first gay BCOTD? If so, I'm disappointed their aren't more.
ReplyDeleteFreaky story, I'm sorry OP. At least you only got cock blocked. Since you weren't looking for a relationship, psycho ex didn't really ruin anything except the mood.
10:28 here saying I meant to say "there". My grammar momentarily slipped.
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't catch a bad case of the AIDS.
ReplyDeleteYou dodged a weak t-cell there, OP!
Not the first gay one, seen it before.
ReplyDeleteSeems like the ex was staking out the guy's house. Not cool.
But did he have HIV/AIDS?
I'd say the OP doesn't have AIDS. It was just his ex trying to break things up. What I want to know is what was on William mind to do this. It's pretty clear William is gay, so why would he even ask out a girl?
ReplyDeletewhat makes you think he asked a girl out?
ReplyDeleteSorry OP sounded like a girl and I read everything except, "Submitted by Charles" and "Written by a Guy." Since the OP never refereed to himself as a Guy, and he sounded like a girl. I never bothered to read who it wrote the story. I just dived right into the story.
ReplyDeleteYeah I also took a while to work out that he was a he. It's only in the name of the submitter that it is obvious.
ReplyDeleteReally? No one has said this yet.. The Op, a case of teh gheys, come on guys this is too easy.
ReplyDeleteI hope charles at least got his dick brown on this one.
ReplyDeleteGuy or not, this is a Bad Case of the Sluts
ReplyDeleteThat's why I use the below-post labels "Written by a Guy" or "Written by a Girl." Sometimes, people submit with only their initials.
ReplyDeleteIt's easy to understand Christian's confusion, after all his last girlfriend was named "Charles" and had an Adam's Apple.
ReplyDeleteWill is too blue collar to afford condoms, so he gets this guy to act as his HIV prevention. It's like psychology, but in reverse. - Fizziks (something wrong with my account)
Ahhhhh, better. It's just not the same without my gaping hole.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to see a gay story up on here!
ReplyDeleteOh maaaaaan, a bad case of the HIV and a bad case of the gheys. I LOVE IT! I agree that we need more gays to represent up in this bitch and also that people need to be a bit more careful when reading.
ReplyDeleteFizziks, one of these days, I'm gonna fill your gaping hole with chocolate pudding.
Oooooohh, Nikki, you promise? I'd prefer something more mucus-y, like pistachio.
ReplyDeleteThese two would've never had sex! Just not possible to get it up after that much booze. I call a bad case of the whiskey dicks.
ReplyDeleteDriving drunk is extraordinarily stupid and selfish, I don't care how many crazed ex boyfriends you're running away from. A DUI would have done you good.
ReplyDelete"...just wanted to have sex with him and that I wasn’t looking for anything deep..."
ReplyDeleteMake up your mind.
2:35 - that is hilarious. You are amazing.
ReplyDeleteFizziks, baby, not only will I use the pistachio pudding, I'll use real pistachios. WITH the shells still on, so I can go nut-diving in your snoochy ocean. Or something. Jesus, sometimes I think the vj scenarios get wildly out of hand too quickly. ;)
ReplyDelete7:07, you should be embarrassed. Just in general.
ReplyDeleteAnd Architect, as a gay man myself, I've been stumbling drunk and can still get it up for a hot guy whether I can walk or not. Not saying I won't fall asleep on / in the guy, but still...
Besides, there are a few things to consider when deciding top or bottom in a one-night stand:
a) Bigger dick is the top. Almost always.
b) Drunkest is the bottom. Almost always.
c) When both of these are under exception, bring home another top as a 'pinch hitter.' It shouldn't be hard to do.
-11:06
Architect: Are you saying your wood can't handle the load?
ReplyDelete9:18: Whiskey and beer are good combos. Bladder Boner has a +5 advantage over Whiskey Dick.
Nikki: I don't think the labia talk goes far enough! Though I did get an image of you bobbing for prizes in Fizzik's vagina, with what looks like extra crunchy organic peanut butter covers your face, while Halloween costumed children watch, covered in confusion and tears. That might have to be my porch decoration in three months! Thank you both! You've turned my night around!
^ Geez, you kids get very creative in scaring children these days. What ever happened to just sex trafficking them?
ReplyDelete@ 11:06/9:18 and Cluracan13 - I agree with you guys, I was just being stereotypical. Actually whiskey is the key to unlocking my super power: a hard dick that will not shoot or wilt. Good for at least a few hours, guaranteed!
ReplyDelete9:57, I just snorted water out of my nose. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteYou poor guy. I bet they do that all the time as a sort of foreplay.
ReplyDelete20 minutes in the car while totally smashed is a major problem. You should have called a cab. Or, if you really needed to get out of there fast, you should have driven your car like half a mile to the nearest well-lit place to call a friend. Seriously, a DUI is the least of the terrible things that could have happened.
ReplyDeleteguess that's why they call it window pane!
ReplyDelete9:57: Well nowadays sex trafficking just isn't what it used to be. Much like gimmicks such as the vortex bottle neck, blue mountains for coldness, green-colored mustard for kids, the same old just doesn't work without a little flash anymore! Now If I want to sell I've got to have a gimmick! I've had to go all Lo-Pan and find a girl with green eyes, an albino who's adept at mumbling "Sunglasses At Night" while being fingercuffed, and Matryoshka triplets who's forms are slender enough for wanting, but vaginas that are large enough for stacking! Don't even get me started on the damn Japanese with their "Golden Cervix Mountain of Super Happy Honor Ticket"!
ReplyDeleteI happily call christian an idiot even years later. And if I had said the stuff that christian said, my friends would call me an idiot. I'll quote christian:
ReplyDeleteI'd say the OP doesn't have AIDS. It was just his ex trying to break things up. What I want to know is what was on William mind to do this. It's pretty clear William is gay, so why would he even ask out a girl?
First of all, it was never called into question whether or not the OP (original poster) had AIDS. So the first couple of lines should have been about OP's date having AIDS or not having AIDS. It's also clear within the story that the OP is a gay man, the crazy ex said "Tell HIM you have AIDS" not tell her. In addition to the "Written by a Guy" and that the story was sent in by Charles. I don't understand, christian, how you understood that OPs date was a gay man, but not that OP was a gay man. So, erik, there was plenty in christian's post that showed that christian was an idiot at least in his response. And being called an idiot is not that bad considering what else goes on on this site. Better than being called a fat bitch. :)
@Tanette, you know that being called a fat bitch is the very best thing you can be called at ABCotD.
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