Submitted by Claire:
I like sushi, but I'm not a fan of certain kinds, like tuna. It just tastes too fishy to me, and I've had bad tuna before. Everything else is mostly fine, as far as I'm concerned.
Dan took me to a sushi place and we ordered rolls. Mine was mostly eel, Dan's was mostly tuna. After dinner, we took a walk by a river that went through town. We sat on a bench, and Dan leaned in as if to kiss me.
I pushed him away slightly and told him that I wouldn't be able to handle the tuna taste too well. I asked him if he had any mints on him. He said that he didn't and leaned in again to try for another kiss. Again, I pushed him away.
He said that he wasn't going to go and look for a drug store to buy mints, since it would ruin the moment. He tried a third time and I told him that I was serious. I really didn't want to kiss a tuna-flavored mouth.
He frowned and forced himself in one more time, pressing his lips to mine. I gagged and threw up a little, right into his face.
He stood up and said that I was "sick idiot," wiped his face off with his jacket sleeves, and left me there.
I felt pretty awful for him, but I was as far from embarrassed as could be. If anything, it sounds really weird, but I felt glad. Good riddance to that creep!
Serves him right. You had told him you couldn't handle the taste AND he shouldn't have forced himself on you. Good riddance to him indeed!
ReplyDeleteBAHhahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteMore women on this site should throw up on forceful guys!!
you would not make a good lesbian.
ReplyDeletespit or swallow?
ReplyDeleteShe warned him, he persisted, she threw up. Claire, you did nothing wrong!!
ReplyDeletelol @1:23!
ReplyDeleteThat's some bad ass tuna if it tastes fishy. Canned tuna is fishy...but fresh sushi is not.
ReplyDeleteToo bad it didn't get serious between you two. Later he could go down on you and throw up in your 'too fishy' beef curtains.
You guys are sick.
ReplyDelete@Claire: why let him kiss you if you didn't want it? Learn how to stand up for yourself..
@ 3:35, oh, she wanted it. you know you want it.
ReplyDeleteWorst flavor imaginable, tuna?
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should try someone else's throw up in your mouth.
@3:21 Yeah, I'd imagine puke tastes worse than tuna any day.
ReplyDeleteStill though, it's not like she forced herself to throw up on him.
@ 3:35, you've gotta be kidding me right? She didn't LET him kiss her, he did it against her will.
ReplyDeleteAndy--Don't be so judgemental. If she had a bad piece of tuna, it's probably an aversion; I caught stomach flu while my mom was making stewed tomatoes, and couldn't even smell cooked tomatoes or pizza for years without getting queasy. Yet, pasta sauce was fine. Nothing logical about it.
ReplyDeleteOP, you are retarded. you taste like tuna.
ReplyDeleteI see wrong on both sides. He was definitely wrong to try and force anything at all. And while it was "fair" for her to express said dislike of possibly tasting the tuna in his mouth... I would have viewed such a thing as a sign of bad things to come. If a kiss is that dependent on what you've had to eat in a given night, imagine what other requests are going to come from her before anything else happens. Ugh, no thanks!
ReplyDeleteclaire, your definitely kind of weird. Imagine what it would be like for him to have to go down on you.
ReplyDeleteIf she's totally against the slightest taste of something unpleasant from a kiss, I imagine she'd never swallow. Good riddance on his part.
ReplyDeleteOh come on, you're lame.
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