Swing and a Kiss

Story Sent in by Siobhan:

Kyle and I were out on a date and having a normal talk when he checked his phone and leaped to his feet and grabbed his jacket.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

He said, "I have to go. My boss. He's in the hospital. An accident. He's in a coma. I have to French kiss him to wake him up." Kyle then slapped his tongue around his face in a gross approximation of a kiss and then he took off. That was my first and last time out with him.


  1. Replies
    1. So true, as my boss always tells me, "this mouth ain't going to french itself."

  2. When "I'm not into you." isn't enough.

  3. I hope he doesn't forget to pick up that 10cc of concentrated dark matter for the President of the United States on his way...
    reference joke


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