During the Day, I'm a Professional Sleeper

Profile Sent in by Gennifer:

Who I'm looking for:

I still like going out at nights. If you can stay up til 3AM at least then theres a good chance we'll get along. The only thing you need to know is that I don't have a car so you will need to drive us to and from the city (I have to be up for work at 5AM! Sucks!) so you need to be awake and alert to drive me back and forth. If things go well enough between us then eventually we can work up to you staying at my place but do not think you can do that to start off. I know that youth isn't forever and I want to party every night until death. You will either keep up with me or be thrown to the long, long, long, long line of men who tried and failed. Will you be able to keep up? If you think so write me.


  1. So she likes to bang her nocturnal chauffeur? Nice.

    1. Oh, no, he's gonna have to drive her around competently for a few months before she bangs him. But eventually, if he's awake and alert enough, she will allow him access to her lovely lady garden.

      Damn thing better be plated in solid gold for the amount it costs. Gas ain't cheap.

  2. Anyone else notice the story was sent in by Gennifer? Is it still pronounced like Jennifer? Or is it like pronouncing GIF, JIF? Asking for a friend.


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