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Profile Sent in by Lisa:

About me:

I am the sort of man who still carries a pocket handkerchief. You never know when you might need one. Think of it as a mini towel like Douglas Adams always asked you to carry around. And who's Douglas Adams? Well if you're going to be a stupid illiterate piece of crap than I shall not stop you.


  1. My grandfather uses handkerchiefs (sp) and let me tell you, that's NOT something to brag about. You sir are disgusting.

  2. Man? More like a wanky village rat.Bragging about carrying a kerchief as if only those that carry them are classy. As classy as calling people stupid, illiterate, pieces of crap for not knowing about a sci fi series.The galaxy police need to show this maggot a lesson on how to court women proper.

  3. Handkerchiefs are disgusting. Like carrying around a whole box of used Kleenex in your pocket. Can't even imagine the feeling of horking a big one into a handkerchief, folding it up, and then putting it squishilly back into my pocket. *shudders*

  4. Handkerchiefs serve many other purposes than just snot catchers. Hair accessory, sweat band, emergency bandage.

    In this case, however, he's definitely using it to chloroform women.


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