Someone Call Crayola

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About me:

My favorite color is butt and that it all you need know. I have fought dragons on beaches and eaten peaches in breeches. But the only tale you need know is that butt is the color of all of my clothes, rank and boots. Write me with your favorite color in the body of your message and we can start there. You eat butt colored food all the time so you can start there?


  1. No ifs ands or butts about it...

  2. Sorry to butt in, but what exactly is the color of butt?

    1. Hopefully, something more appealing than the odor.

  3. I'm thinking auto correct error, but what colour is likely to be corrected with butt?


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