Asinus Centauri

Profile Sent in by Marcus:

About me:

I am from a realm other than the earthenplane. Where I am from we call your earth the earthenplane. I will prove this to you when we meet. I have objects from creatures you from earthenplane do not know to exist. Centaurs are everywhere but you do not see them. But they are here now and you and I may have to deal with them together. Someone who winds up with me will understand this from start to the finish.


  1. Even the immortals need to use dating apps to find dates.Seems like those Centaurs are **** blockers though.

    1. Do they get FiOS outside the earthenplane? Shit, I'd live on another plane of existence if I could get away from Comcast.


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