All's Smell That Ends Smell

Email Sent in by Joy:

I will use all five of your senses. First: touch- I will touch you. Second: eyes- I will see you eye to eye. Third: ears- count on me to hear you always. Fourth- taste: yum! Fifth: I can't rrmember that fifth one. But I will use all of them to treat you right. BELIEVE IT.



  1. Cameron has the wit of a wet mop...

  2. My sixth sense is telling me that Cameron lacks common sense.


  3. Cameron has no sense of smell. For this he deserves at least a pity date.

  4. Ugh..he sounds perverted.


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