Some Things They Just Can't Mask

Profile Sent in by Jack:

About me:

I always smell like flowers. I use flower soap, shampoo, conditioner, poop, and perfume. Most of my outfits also have flowers on them.


  1. I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank but lean a little bit closer
    see that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo.Yeah,roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo.

  2. There is a subtle message in this profile. Dress accordingly.

  3. but isn't flower poop just oxygen? See it's not gross he's just reminding her that he's a mammal.

  4. Oh come on, no one wants to hear about poop in a first message.

    1. I know you post links to some straaaange stuff Archie Girl, but this one just baffles me! What is that?

    2. The first thing I thought of when I read the "flower [...] poop" part was Poo-pourri. So the screenshot is actually from one of the promo videos (like 2-4 min commercials) that they do. And I couldn't stop laughing at it!

    3. I saw those commercials but thought they were just skits.The product really does exist.This girl http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com/2017/02/the-risk-not-taken.html
      could of used some so her date didn't run out on her.


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