Emails Sent in by Tori:
Hi Tori:
You are something indeed! You told me your number (305555-something) but I forgot the last four digits. I tried at least 20 guesses but none of them were you. What's your number again?????
Phil
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Hi Phil,
I emailed you my number a little over a week ago. Is it not still in your email? Anyway its 305-555-5899. Go ahead and give me a call.
Tori
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TORI:
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BITCH.
PHIL!
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Change your number, quick!
ReplyDeleteWow Phil maybe switch to decaf, might make it easier to find that special lady to scream at.
ReplyDeleteTori was something special alright.So special that Phil never called/deleted the e-mail and waited over a week to contact her about it.That's because the other women he was speaking with noped out on him.Phil is pill...
ReplyDeleteInsert "a" between "is" and "pill"
ReplyDeleteI would rather substitute "is" for "need a"...
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