Can I Help?

Email Sent in by T.M.:

Hi Tyler:

I wish I could have been there tonight. I know we have both looked forward to it. But I have too much lotion on my butt and can't make it. Please understand..... xxxxooooooooooooolol



  1. It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.Yes,Precious it gets the hose.

  2. Marie's date last night probably had something to do with this.

  3. I am using this excuse the next time a telemarketer calls.


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