Neither Could I

Profile Sent in by Louise:

About me:

So many guys are superficial. I am very interested in the woman you are within. And by within I mean underneath your clothes. Tell me what you are wearing underneath your clothes and then

I couldn't think of anything else to write after that.


  1. Oh baby, under my cloths I'm wearing my epidermis. It is so sexy, I might even let you peal it off me. Then you could really see the woman within.

  2. So many guys are superficial. I am very uh...duh...
    ...gee whiz - I can't think of anything else to write !

    D'oh !

  3. This may very well be the only person on the Internet who doesn't know about all the porn.


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