A Touching Sentiment

Profile Sent in by Elena:

About me:

It's a good year to be a man. Women for some reason throw themselves in front of me. I tell them let's go to bed and we go to bed! I tell another you are UGLY and go in front of train and they go in front of train and go boom into pieces. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

In a woman I seek one who will make me laugh and enjoy me being a man as much as I do. I touch and you touch and we all enjoy each other's company with a simple way. Who is not to like such a thing not to like?


  1. I wasn't aware our government allowed the criminally insane access to dating sites.

    1. Clearly you haven't read the Affordable Care Act very closely. It's only 20K pages, slacker!


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