9/13/2015

You Gonna Make Biscuits?

Profile Sent in by Virginia:

About me:

Just woke up and writing the first thing that popped into my head. I am clean and can make biscuits. Do your homework BEFORE you come see me. Uhhhhh I am naked.

10 comments:

  1. Naked in a beanbag chair eating cheetos?

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  2. Is the title an Invader Zim reference? Please say yes.

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  3. "I am clean and can make biscuits. Do your homework BEFORE you come see me. Uhhhhh I am naked."

    It is almost some sort of weird poem. I can see this guy on a little stage in a coffee shop doing this in spoken-word with a little drum and base combo backing him up. He is of course wearing a black beret.

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  4. If that was in a womans profile i would consider it weird in a charming way and send of a hii (if i where single).

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