I Can Roll You Down a Hill

Email Sent in by Russel:

Hi, I like your photos. Your profile says you know a good stargazing place. Stargazing is dumb. Look at the sun. There. I stargazed. What's next? Now I am blind. I am blind and I cannot see. Thanks to stupid stargazing. So now what will you do with me now that I am blind. Take me to a loud concert to enjoy the music? Music is too loud and now I am deaf and dumb. So you're basically dating a paperweight now and it's all thanks to your stargazing. Think about your profile before you post your profile. Thanks asshoIe.


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