Actually, I Have No Questions

Email Sent in by Darrell:

Thank u for taking me out Darrell. I had a good time with u but I cannot go out again for reason:

1. I felt like u wanted to move too fast. I'm sorry.
2. U talk very loud. maybe u couldn't hear inside ur own head but u were so loud. I cannot forget that.
3. U may not be human. Most important reason. Do not ask how I know but my grandmother is a spinner. She told me to beware that not-huaman man would try to find me this year. I think this may be u. Just have a feeling. I'm sorry. I hope u understand. I am sorry.

Sorry if u have any questions.


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