Nobody Told Ernie

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I'm a student at a local college. Busy with school work most likely. Won't have lots of time for a bf but we'll see. What's the strangest thing you've ever had your tongue on? On a dare I touched my cousins Burt with my tongue but it was a long time ago and on a dare. Not much else to get up to when you're under 21 and no one will buy you beer uh? I'm studying lit.


  1. Does she mean her cousin Burt or is Burt a name she gave to her cousin's love snake?

  2. Is that what an autocorrected butt looks like?


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