It Belonged to My Last Girlfriend

Email Sent in by Christy:

Hello Christy.

Let me tell you a bit about me. I am a 6'4" boy. My hair is blond. My eyes are hazel. I have no facial hair to speak of. I have ten fingers and toes. I like milk chocolate. I play baseball and swim. My favorite drinking mug is clean (and even machine washable!) so don't worry about that. I mention because it is a skull.

CALL ME AT 612-555-0177



  1. ^ One of my favorite comments I ever wrote was on that date.

    Who knew this guy had an email account?


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