10/23/2013

Ruthless. Toothless.

Story Sent in by Nicholas:

While we were watching a film together on her couch, Jamie asked me if it was normal for an adult to have a loose tooth.

I told her I didn't think so. She opened her mouth and wiggled a canine. "Yeah, I don't think that's normal," I told her.

"Hang on," she said, then left me there in the living room. When she returned, I was horrified to see that she was holding a wad of bloody toilet paper to her mouth and that her eyes were wet.

"I tried to glue it in but it came out and now it hurts so bad!" she cried.

I did my best to console her and made her promise to see a dentist the very next day. After that night, she wouldn't return any of my messages.

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9 comments:

  1. Steve10/23/2013 8:37 AM

    Yeah... meth'll do that to ya...

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  2. The Architect10/23/2013 8:48 AM

    This is why you shouldn't date meth addicts. Got to hand it to her though, that superglue idea was pure genius! I'm going to use that on all my teeth just in case any of them decide to bail out.

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  3. The Architect10/23/2013 8:49 AM

    ^^ Damn you Steve! You beat me to it!

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  4. Blue Blue10/23/2013 9:47 AM

    Nick, you are stupid and so is she, adults can have loose tooth that how others grow another tooth is coming in that why that one becomes loose. And the both of you are adults? shesh! someone needs an adult handbook.

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  5. JMG10/23/2013 11:46 AM

    Blue Blue might be right. Jamie may have been a shark.

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  6. Fizziks10/23/2013 11:54 AM

    Excellent points all around - adult teeth move in mysterious ways. And I think being a shark our best option [NB - that last one is NSFL, you've been warned]

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  7. Steve10/23/2013 3:12 PM

    Each day I want to marry Blue Blue more and more...and have a bunch of babies to populate the earth. Cute, dumb, babies...

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  8. Green Green10/23/2013 3:29 PM

    ^ Yay, siblings!

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  9. Blue Blue10/23/2013 5:58 PM

    steve you only want that so i can comment on their bad dates

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