Just Before the War with the Eskimos

Email Sent in by Rory:

(Rory says, "I had sent this girl an email and she wrote back almost immediately that she would be up to meet for dinner that night. I recommended a Vietnamese restaurant and this is how she replied.")


  1. I don't trust eskimos... they always have this smug, blubber-eatin' grin on their faces...

  2. Anyone who calls the Civil War the "War of Northern Aggression" deserves to be impaled.


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