10/13/2011

Where Have You Been All My Life?

Email Sent in by Laura:

HELLO.  I AM SEX.  I WANT YOU TO BE HAVING MORE OF ME IN YOUR LIFE.  EVERY MOMENT DURING WHICH YOU DO NOT HAVE SEX, YOU ARE NOT HAVING SEX.  THIS IS BAD FOR I AM SEX.  HAVE ME.  PREFERABLY WITH THE GUY WHO WROTE YOU THIS MESSAGE.  SLOPPY NEKKID SEX FOR YOU FOR ME AND ANY OTHER WOMEN YOU LIKE.

PAULIE

3 comments:

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  2. Well, that depends on what type of sex.

    "SLOPPY NEKKID SEX"

    Well, all right, then.

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  3. For God's sake, Paulie, stop screaming about sex!

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