Can You Digit?

Email Sent in by Alana:

Oh no you poor thing. What happened to your finger? Were you born with that problem or did you lose it in an accident? I can only imagine if you were a maker of kids toys and you lost it but didn't notice and a kid ended up with you finger in her box!

Or if you were a baker-jogger and you baked your finger into a pie by accident and a customer ordered your pie... makes me sad a little but it's okay, the customer will be alright. And so will you my love.

Tell the USA how it happened.


(Alana says: "What this wacko was prattling on about, I'll never know. I still have all ten of my fingers.")

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