Actually, Dinner and a Movie Sound Great

Profile Sent in by Winny:

My ideal first date:

Let's drink helium together and float! our insides will melt together and blend into fine swillwater. Children will laugh and dip bubble wands (made from lead) into our puddles and blow our paper-thin spheres into the cosmos.

That or dinner and a movie. Bor-ring!


  1. I'll take boring over an LSD trip, thanks.

  2. Drinking helium means it's liquid, not gas, so you wouldn't float, and it would be so cold it would probably kill you, and if it didn't you'd still have to wait for your insides to thaw before you could turn into swillwater.

    I'd watch a movie about that.


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