10/15/2011

Because Shampoo Is Just Too Expensive

Profile Sent in by Mae:

Who I'm looking for:

So where are all the bald chicks? I've been on this site for five years and haven't seen a single bald chick. When did bald stop being sexy???

If you write to me be sure that you're willing to go bald or at least a buzz AND wear a bald cap. The only one with hair in my relationship is me, got it?

Nothing personal against hairy women. You have your place and that place is jungle. Nothing personal, jungle woman. You look like dumb gorilla. Hair? dislike.

1 comment:

Content Policy

A Bad Case of the Dates reserves the right to publish or not publish any submitted content at any time, and by submitting content to A Bad Case of the Dates, you retain original copyright, but are granting us the right to post, edit, and/or republish your content forever and in any media throughout the universe. If Zeta Reticulans come down from their home planet to harvest bad dating stories, you could become an intergalactic megastar. Go you!

A Bad Case of the Dates is not responsible for user comments. We also reserve the right to delete any comments at any time and for any reason. We're hoping to not have to, though.

Aching to reach us? abadcaseofthedates at gmail dot com.