You Realize There Is a "Delete My Profile" Function, Right?

Profile Sent in by Heather:

My self-summary

To be perfectly honest I don't trust a single one of your wacko nutjob women. Don't bother me. I been hurt too many times now I don't want to date anymore ever again thanks to your "kind" piss off.

What I’m doing with my life

Staying as far away from "women" as I can.

I’m really good at

Avoiding women. You heard me.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Why women are assholes.

On a typical Friday night I am

staying the HELL away from women.


  1. There are some dating sites that give referral bonuses, so some people will either convince their friends to join in exchange for part of the bonus, or some website owners will offer points or whatever for joining a dating site using the owner's referral link. On those websites you can usually find a lot of profiles that look like this, although usually more subtle. The person is only joining for the 10 cents or the 50 tokens or whatever they were promised if they joined.

  2. I don't think he'd have any trouble with that...He's probably pissed because no woman wants to come anywhere near him.

  3. i think this is a misguided case of "reverse psychology." he's hoping one of those "wacko nutjob women" will think, "oh you poor hurt little thing. let me show you how a real woman treats her man." sadly, yes, there are women out there who just might go for it.

    oh btw, you commenters crack me up every day! excited to finally start contributing :)


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