The Tooth Fairy's Such a Clown

Profile Sent in by Lisa:

The most private thing I'm willing to admit:

I woke up one morning last year covered completely in a thin layer of a blue slimy substance. To this day I have no idea what it all was although it washed off easy enough. It smelled like gasoline. Ever since then I sleep with a deadbolt on my door.


  1. Rodents of Unusual Size strike yet again. I tell you, they're everywhere.

  2. Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

  3. Inconceivable!

  4. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  5. If you mean the word 'inconceivable' I think she's referring to the fact that if rodents of unusual size don't exist, then it's inconceivable that they struck again, and are everywhere.

  6. @Connie: all of the lines above are from the same movie.

  7. Explaining it makes it less cliquey.

  8. Lovin it! You've been mostly dead all day! :)


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