Meth Happened

Email Sent in by Nicole:

(Nicole says: "His profile was well-written, I swear. I don't know what happened.")

Hi Nicole,

You wrote me a splendid message and I want to sing its praises. Did you know how important you are to this planet? PLANET PLAN ET. PLAN IT. GET IT? If there is a plan for you and me then I'd say we are already getting on splendidly.

My spleen engorges in joy at your message! How happy I am in my proud little tummie! If you were to write me back again then I would take a while to write back so proud would I be! I be proud cause I be me! I will be what I will be!

What will you be! Do tell me! I am a curse on myself and can only end sentences that end in ee! Proud to be! Us and we! Us and we! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee *dies*



  1. I hope Brent's spleen engorged so much that it exploded.

  2. Sadly, he did not write his own profile...

    Even more sad, he DID write that message to you...

  3. "I am a curse on myself"

    You ain't just whistlin' Dixie, boy.

  4. Brent Suess, Doctor's son, tries his hand at online dating

  5. Strange, it's like that last comment could've been written by a Howie impostor... 'cause it's kinda tame. :)

  6. Somehow I don't think it was his spleen that was engorging there...

  7. ^^Howie's a complicated man, churro, and thick in all the right places, you know what I mean?

  8. Props to the woman for actually writing the initial message!

  9. ^ Are you new, Dan? There are plenty of women who actually write the initial message. Some of their messages have made for some very good posts.


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