7/30/2011

"So, Why'd You Move?"

Emails Sent in by Sara:

(Sara says: "I received these two messages in my email box one morning. Enough said.")


I recognize the house in the background of your photo. I walk by it when I walk around my neighborhood. We live in the same neighborhood! Already this is easy.

Where are my manners? I'm John. I already know where you live. I can be by tonight for a first meeting. Nothing fancy. A hello how are you kind of thing would be fine. Swear to god I'm not an obsessive guy. I just recognize the house and your profile says we live in the same town.

Maybe if I came by we could play a g-rated game of checkers or something. Swear it's totally not creepy. Just because I recognize the house doesn't mean anything, but maybe it's a sign. Could it be a good sign? I already know where that house is. I can walk by there right now if I wanted to although it's late out.

John


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After I sent that last message I wasn't sure if you'd believe me so I walked to that house (is it your house? it might not be. maybe just some family members or even friends live there so it may not be your house at all) and I took a photo of myself at it. Now I'm positive that it's the same house.

I added the photo to my profile so you can see it now. It's there for you. You can tell me if it's your house or not. Let me know and if you're up I can be by again quick.

John

10 comments:

  1. So was it your house or not??

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  2. If it was your house would you admit to it?

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  3. John might as well be waving around a giant Albanian flag.

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  4. Just when you thought it couldn't get more creepy...

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  5. Don't worry, he'll break in next and take a photo of you while you sleep so he can show how since you live in the house, it IS your place.

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  6. Is there an "R" rated version of checkers that I've been missing out on?

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  7. After I sent that last message I wasn't sure if you'd believe me (or that it was really your house) so I picked the lock of that house and I took a photo of myself sticking two of my fingers in your mouth while you were sleeping. Now I'm positive that it's you.

    I added the photo to my profile so you can see it now. It's there for you. You can tell me if it's really you or if I stuck my fingers into some random girl's mouth. Let me know and if you're up I can be by again quick.

    John

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