Not Very Ice of You

Profile Sent in by Martin:

The six things I could never do without

1. An igloo
2. An igloo
3. An igloo
4. An igloo
5. An igloo
6. Stack of my five exes, dead, to store in igloos.


  1. Sounds like a joke I know.

    Q. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a stack of dead hookers in a freezer?

    A. I don't have a Ferrari!

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  3. ^ How classy

  4. This profile is one of my new favorites!

    Baku, remember: DON'T FEED THE TROLL!


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