5/09/2011

What You Learn in Pubic School

Email Submitted by Caroline:

Many women are more comfortable meeting men in pubic.  I would like to meet you in a pubic place.  We can meet in a pubic place together and see where things go from there.

I am okay meeting you in privates or in pubic.  I nice pubic place like the library or movies or coffee shop will do.  Or a street corner.  Anywhere in the pubic.  I want you to feel safe and you will feel safe with me in pubic.  Your pubic will tell you.  You should feel good in pubic.

BY THE WAY THIS WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN SAYING PUBIC NOT PUBLIC AND PUBIC MEANS AREA BETWEEN THE LEGS OF A BOY OR GIRL.

SEE YOU SOON IN PUBIC!

Christopher
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7 comments:

  1. JMG5/09/2011 9:13 AM

    You should write back and say, "You are so funny! It's great to hear from a guy with such a great sense of humor. Let's go out, marry, and have numerous babies."

    It would be the shock of his 12-year-old life.

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  2. Howie Feltersnatch5/09/2011 10:34 AM

    Damn...I fell for it. I didn't read it properly. I now suffer pubic embarrassment.

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  3. Kat5/09/2011 11:57 AM

    Dammit, I was going to make a "12-year-old" comment but Jared beat me to it.

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  4. Anonymous5/09/2011 11:59 AM

    It actually would have been a pretty funny email had he not written the last two paragraphs in caps.

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  5. Agnes5/09/2011 1:12 PM

    So this is now liminal suggestions?

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  6. churro5/09/2011 1:51 PM

    This was shaping up to be a great post (reminded me of a friend who rolled like that), until I read the paragraph in caps. Then, like several others here, it dawned on me that the post was written by a child or a moron... Thanks, ABCotD!

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  7. Anonymous5/11/2011 1:24 AM

    Is this a new form of subliminal messaging? Like that whole "below me" nonsense?

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