My Name on a Towel? Dare I Dream?

Email Submitted by Claire:

Hank Sokol is my name and I'd like you know yours.  I'd like to know your name and Hank Sokol is mine.  Hank Sokol.

Why am I giving you my full name?  So many reasons but first: trust.  We must trust each other and this is hard and fast the best route to trust is trust.

Also: I want to know your full name because I want to see how our names fit.  If we marry you will take on my name so I want to see how your name intertwines with mine.  Monogrammed towels and stationary might also be in our futures.

It's your name I desire and your name I'll get.  Tell me it.

Hank Sokol


  1. Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
    Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
    Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

  2. Jonathan's Tolkien quote is more amusing than the OP.

  3. It's be funnier if this was the first time it had been posted.

  4. Repetitive cat is repetitive. From the Department of Redundancy Department.


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