5/14/2011

Bombs Away

Story Submitted by Yuko:

I met John online. We exchanged several messages. He intrigued me with his amateur photography work of urban nightscapes, and when he found out that I was Japanese, he said, "That's pretty neat."

Our first date over coffee went great - no sparks exactly, but he was pleasant enough, and made me laugh. When he invited me over to his apartment the next week for dinner and a movie, I accepted.

While I helped him set the table in front of the television, he pulled out a DVD and said, "It's called Atomic Cafe. You'll really like it." I had no idea what it was about, but I trusted his judgment.

The movie was a documentary about nuclear warfare. A fiery, giant mushroom cloud flashed over the screen, followed by footage of American troops whooping and cheering. Nagasaki had been bombed. The film showed various forms of anti-Japanese propaganda, some of which were downright racist but had pervaded the media at the time.

As I sat there awkwardly over my dinner, I said, "Um, I don't really feel like watching this."

"Really?" he replied, "Just wait. It gets better." He reached his arm behind me and pulled me closer just during a part about radiation's effects on the human body. How romantic! I gently shook him off.

Out of politeness, I sat through the rest of the film. It was our last date, sealed with his final question after it was all over: "Wasn't that awesome? Those crazy Japanese."

Ugh. No.

11 comments:

  1. Op, you have some impressive self control in the face of major douchebaggery.

    Jared, at least on my phone, the HTML code is still showing, rather than actually creating italics.

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  2. My phone too.

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  3. And my axe!

    (am I doing this right?)

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  4. Four companions... so be it. You shall be the fellowship of the bling.

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  5. He invited the OP to a TV dinner date??

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  6. Even setting aside the obvious ethnic insensitivity of it, who the hell shows a documentary (and a war documentary at that) on a second date? That's like expecting a date to get cuddly after Shoah or Mondo Cane. At the very least she should have asked first.

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  7. This prompts the question: on a first date, which would you be more comfortable watching...

    A racially-insensitive war documentary

    OR

    The Human Centipede

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    1. Neither?

      But that would be a great OKCupid question. :D

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  8. Honestly, I was expecting him to bust out some hentai/bukkake porn. Now I'm disappointed.

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  9. hah! my boyfriend's and my first dinner-at-the-apartment date (our 4th overall) featured the human centipede! neither of us could find anyone else to watch it with us. needless to say we're still together 7 months later. :)

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