From the "Shoots Self in Foot" Department:

Email Submitted by Dave:

You have four profile photos. In each one, you are wearing a shirt from a different college. For the sake of all that's holy, which college did you attend? I'm making a tally of colleges that dating site guys went to for my own personal research. I might sell the data to a university but anonymize the sources so they won't know who you are.

If you don't participate that's fine. I'll tell everyone on my profile that you love anal.



  1. "For the sake of all that's holy, which college did you attend?"

    Perhaps he attended all four? Or maybe he's supporting some other family members' alma maters? Either way, that chick is crazy!

  2. ^ anal can be het and fun you know

  3. Dear Greta,

    Go ahead. I'll write all about how you give lousy blow jobs, suck at sex, and have herpes.


  4. @Anonyme- I know that, but people use "taking it up the ass" as a derogatory concept generaly seem to be unaware of this and tend to be homophobic

  5. I don't know if this is my inner sarcastic hipster speaking, but I'd totally go on a date with this chick. Greta- call me!


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