And You're Checking Out Other Dudes' Profiles Because?

Email Submitted by John:


"I like tribal music and punk."
"[I] have a closet fondness for some romcoms."
"I've written poetry for women before."
"...bard seeking a muse."

These are lifted from your profile. It lists you as male.  You sure you're not just some really fugly chick?



  1. [Computer Voice]
    "Final checkpoint; answer this question: What is the most unattractive male first name in the English language?"

    [Peter Griffin]


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