Swimming with Sharks

E-mail Submitted by Gracie:

I have access to a swimming pool for a weekend, and you know what that means:

B. Just regular swimming in pool w/no sex.

The answer, of course is A. SWIMMING POOL SEX.  You should have some with me.  Chlorine?  Not a problem.  I can adjust its level.  I'm having some friends over for a party.  I'm Aaron, by the way.  Nice to meet you!  lmk if you want in on what we were talking about above ;)



  1. Good idea to stay away from his swimming AND gene pool

  2. Didn't he see that episode of Glee?! Everyone knows that ejaculating in a pool - even if you're not actually having sex with a girl - gets her pregnant! My GOD! She'll never know who her baby's daddy was!

  3. He knows the difference between "it's" and "its": that makes him slightly less of a douchebag.

  4. @Paola:
    Funny you should mention, I always judge the grammar. I've gotten a handful of messages from guys who were fine except for the misuse of "your" and "you're" and I just couldn't get over it and message them back...

  5. @Lulu
    It's and its, and your and you're are pretty small potatoes compared to many emails and papers we see now.

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  7. I got over trying to have sex in water about the third time. It doesn't work very well.

  8. @Error, I think you've been doing it wrong. Pool sex can be pretty great.


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