3/30/2011

The Life Recycle

Emails Submitted by Burton:

yur holding a can of pepsi in yur profile picture.  did u recycle it?  if we all die cause of noone recycling then its all yur fault.  fuck u.

Sharon


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Burton Responds:

Dear Sharon:

I didn't recycle that can, mostly because if we all die, it means that you die, so that's a risk I'm willing to take.

Love,
Burton
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