3/30/2011

Will Flat, Slightly-Used Ones Work?

Email Submitted by Ryan:

I'm not interested in a date.  I collect bugs.  Do you have any bugs that you're willing to donate?  Roaches, spiders, ants, centipedes, new, used, etc.  I don't want to buy them.  I get lots of bugs every week but I need more for a project.  The project is called bugs in bags and I put old bugs I find into bags.  These can be tree bugs or any other bugs I find.  They are recycled and eaten after the project.  If you have lots of bugs please write me back.  thank you.

Marie
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6 comments:

  1. theMediator3/30/2011 11:13 AM

    I guess dating sites have become free access to stranger's email inboxes now?

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  2. Howie Feltersnatch3/30/2011 11:31 AM

    Crabs...I can give you crabs..lots of em!

    Let's get together SOON...please...and discuss how I can pass them on to you!

    Maybe you can even help me scratch them out of where I itch! From bugs on a bag to bugs in a bag. Call me SOON...PLEASE!

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  3. Ari3/30/2011 12:56 PM

    I have a friend who collects hair from friends/family/strangers for her art projects, so all this sounded mildly familiar and sorta interesting up until the eating part. Ew.

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  4. Claire (and Nikki)3/30/2011 2:15 PM

    I don't know why he didn't just go to Craigslist.

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  5. theMediator3/31/2011 10:22 AM

    ^ All the worse because it's actually a she.

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  6. Claire (and Nikki)4/01/2011 4:03 PM

    ^God, you're right.

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