Just Another Day in Nebraska

E-mail Submitted by Erik:

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr woof.

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr meow.  raaaow?

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  bzzz.   bzzzzzzzzzzz.

mooooooooooooooo.  mmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooo!

graaaaaaaaaggggkkkhh!  aaaaaaaakkkkkhhhhbrraaakkh....




  1. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
    Theeeeeeeeeeeeee Fuuccccccckkkkkkkk


  2. These emails don't constitute as bad dates. They're more like bad dated avoided...

  3. @Rachel, there are two types of blog entries here: actual bad dates and sketchy emails that, as you said, help people avoid going on bad dates. Sometimes the emails are hilarious. Sometimes they're sketchy as fuck. Other times, they're like this one: utterly fuckin bizarre. Frankly, I like the mix we get. Keeps it fresh.

  4. ^^ Ewwww....who'd wanna bang a chick who's vagina makes sounds like graaaaaaaaaggggkkkhh!

    ...kinda makes the queef sound okay.... "Pfffffffffffft....ttthhhhlgggll'

  5. Maybe it's like the song "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly" but instead "there was a young lady with a farm up her hoo-hoo"

  6. Theory: she thought men would respond to anything as long as it mentioned her vagina, so she’s experimenting on that theory.


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