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I've been duped by so many such scams before. It's nice to meet someone honest for a change.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't normally, but since it's an emergency...
ReplyDeleteStraightforward.
ReplyDeleteIf it's an emergency, what's his problem with going down to Crack Alley and getting himself a real prostitute?
ReplyDelete^ well, clearly he has morals
ReplyDeleteSoliciting for sex online. For when it's a real emergency, just not one that warrants leaving the house.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THIS POST. Thank you, Jared! It's not a scam. He just wants sex. LOL for a week!
ReplyDeleteCan't tell you how many times I've been suckered into scams like this....
ReplyDeleteI'm curious about the "emergency" he's having regarding fucking...pon farr, maybe?
ReplyDeleteI was originally picturing this coming from a girl...seems less skeevy that way, somehow...
ReplyDeletePon farr: it'll kill you ...but it's still not worth leaving the house.
ReplyDelete@Princess -- that had me in absolute hysterics, btw.