Doesn't Being on Geraldo Undermine Your Claim?

E-mail Submitted by Cindy:

THIS IS TRUTH: I am a real superhero.  I have powers that can bend steel with heat and burn bridges down!  It's important for me to keep my powerrs under control and so

THIS IS TRUTH: Women are scared of my powers but why don't be I onlhy hurt evildoers and your not an evildoer ARE YOU

THIS IS TRUTH: I was on hard copy current affair and geraldo with my powers.  I made him float!

AM I LIES: No!  But you should let me show you TRUTH in person.



  1. THIS IS TRUTH: Drake is a thirteen-year-old boy whose parents are too lax in their internet monitoring.

  2. I don't even know that I'd say he was thirteen. Eleven maybe, but I hope that even today's 13-year-olds can spell better than this.

  3. Depends on what country he lives in.

    AM I LIES?

    Of course not Drake, we believe you.

  4. Actually, he only made three spelling errors. His email is 91 words, so his accuracy is around 97%. His grammar is atrocious though...


Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.

Content Policy

A Bad Case of the Dates reserves the right to publish or not publish any submitted content at any time, and by submitting content to A Bad Case of the Dates, you retain original copyright, but are granting us the right to post, edit, and/or republish your content forever and in any media throughout the universe. If Zeta Reticulans come down from their home planet to harvest bad dating stories, you could become an intergalactic megastar. Go you!

A Bad Case of the Dates is not responsible for user comments. We also reserve the right to delete any comments at any time and for any reason. We're hoping to not have to, though.

Aching to reach us? abadcaseofthedates at gmail dot com.