And an Extra Lock on My Door Tonight

E-mail Submitted by Owen:

Hi Owen!!!

Has anyone ever told you that you're the most sweet guy in the world?  I'm not going to tell you that yet but I want to know if you were ever anyone's hunnybun.  Do I have competition?  Haha jk.

In my experience old girlfriends want their old boyfriends back.  They come in through the mirrors in your home, remembrances, dances, fairies... you have seven holes in your body - cover them all!

I say this not to be gross (if I wanted to be gross I'd tell you that my ass has been itching me today and not the outside skin part) but I want you safest.



  1. ...and if I wanted to be grosser, I'd tell you that I scratched that itchy part and now my finger stinks. Later, I forgot that my finger stunk and I went to pick my nose...but I say this not to be gross.

  2. LMFAO!! All I can think of is Dane Cook writing logs about how often and to what degree his ass itched that day.
    That's class, my dear, that's class.


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