Someone Isn't a Law Student

E-mail Submitted by Liz:

Now that you're my girlfriend you should take your profile down.  I think it's time to acknowledge facts and truth.  Facts first: yu are my girlfriend and this is certain.  Truth: no other guys can lay claim to you now that we are together, even though either one of us can cancel this arrangement at any time.  You can't though since you are my girlfriend and therefore mine.

I am yours only inasmuch as you are mine, although being the man I am have perogative to begin or end ust as ther man begins and ends life with his ownsperm.  Keep these in mind carefully!

Thanks for this and I'll check later on to make sure your profile is down!


Liz says: "This was the guy's first e-mail to me.  No clue what he was talking about."


  1. Now THIS is an email worthy of the tag "Sketchy E-mails"!!!

  2. Men have the power to end their own lives using their own sperm? Learn something new everyday...

  3. Dammit Baku-chan! You beat me to it!

    Death by sperm, could that be classified as auto-erotic asphyxiation?

  4. Death by sperm.... great, now I have a NEW worst fear. Thanks.

  5. ^Agnes, if you could die from sperm, you and I would have been dead a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.

  6. I have a theory, which is mine...


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