1/28/2011

You Can't Tell Just By Looking?

E-mail Submitted by Josie:

Hello dear--I send this to certain women who I'm sure of.  I want a lady who I can hug and habe me be able to link my hands together around her back because you know why.  My last two girlfriends they when I hugged them my hands couldn't join around.  It wa slike hugging a beach balls!  AAAA.

I want to hug someone completely and see if we would be as good together.  Nothing wrong wiht this I promise that I will not hug you with boner.  Just to see if my hands link!

Thank you and godbless..!

Lyle
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4 comments:

  1. Cheri D.1/28/2011 9:17 AM

    Poor Lyle :'(

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  2. Lulu1/28/2011 9:34 AM

    Awww, he promised he wouldn't hug her "with boner" or anything. Such a sweet guy!

    He must own one of those "No fat chicks" shirts.

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  3. Howie Feltersnatch1/28/2011 12:56 PM

    ...speaking of beach balls, Lyle.

    Do you have some in your pants or are you just happy to be hugging me.

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  4. Mellor1/28/2011 5:00 PM

    This is so romantic

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