Message from a Supervillain

E-mail Submitted by Leana:

Desperate to tellyou:

If I turned all men on earth into dogs and all women into cats, we would all not be able to mate!  But what if some of the dogs (and cats) were male and others female?  Then, we could mate!

I'm Bradley and I speak four languages and I work for a printing company although I have dreams of going into something on more of a professional level, like law.  Or business.  Seriously, I have a lot of drive, and I want to do something more with my life.

It seems like you're doing a lot with yours.  You co-founded a school program?  And you bake bread?  That's awesome.  And a Ph.D.?  I'm very impressed.  Seriously, you have one of the best profiles on here.

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  1. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial?

  2. ^Hahah that's exactly what I thought.

    What a weird way to start his email, 'specially since it is actually pretty normal in the middle there. Sounds a little nutty, but not so much I wouldn't consider him for maybe one date.

  3. "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine" LOL.

  4. You bake bread AND you're a doctor? That's incredible.

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  7. I bet two of the other languages he speaks are klingon and elvish

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  9. Wonder if he also has a Red Rider BB gun?


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