How Dentists Attract Mates

E-mail Submitted by Genevieve:

Subject: Where is my dreamgirl?

We would look tremendously cute together!!

If you remain as well preserved as I, then I would be one happy guy. I just turned 38, but look more like 27 (don't let the age bother you). I look as hot as you... People often say I am both handsome and intelligent.

I live in Florida. Are you willing to relocate for your dream man/soulmate? I work in database ops in the Orlando area; I often visit my parents on most every weekends. Hope you are close with your family too. What is your ethnic background?

Age 21-35 preferred -
She must be: NONSMOKER (disgusting character flaw) NON-DRUG USER NON-DRINKER (some/moderate ok) NEVER-MARRIED - preferred, but if not EXPLAIN! NO CHILDREN DISEASE-FREE DEBT-FREE Good Hygiene And a nice smile..do you have goregeous teeth? Are they straight with a pretty natural cream white color to them in person? Ever wear braces? Retainers? Is your smile all natural or have you had work done to it? Silver fillings? Any crowns silver or gold etc? Missing teeth? Denture yet? Has your love of sweets given you lots of cavities? How many have you had?

You seem to have a sexy smile and a nice mouth to kiss and more to love!! kissably hot! You have a sexy overbite..makes me want to kiss it!  Piercings can be hot...especially tongue, down below and belly button...do you have those? Tattoos are NOT...they cheapen!

So many girls either have baggage or have slept around lots....I don't want either. We are very much alike in our requirements. I do not want anyone who has had a child from another man...actually creeps me out just to think about it.

Are there any decent girls any more?  Nothing sexier than a sensual shower and toothbrushing together!

Neil