Joy to the Fishies in the Deep Blue Sea

E-mail Submitted by Ryan:

Out of every guy on every dating site in the entire hemisphere I have chosen to write to you (and yes I'll admit to all of the other guys who I've written this to but the number isn't large).


Why not I ask!

It takes me a long time to get up the nerve to contact somebody and today that somebdy is you!

Tomorrow it may be somebody else!

I like the parts of your profile that are like the parts of your profile that mention what you like to do for fun, how you studied, and where you like to do fun things.

I study monk seal fishies in fisheries and went to secondary colleges to ask that.  I like dancing going out to dance.

I hope to hear back from you, and have a great day!



  1. Eh, not as bad as some we've seen here.

  2. She has definitely copied and pasted this to like hundreds of guys.


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